Tuesday, March 18, 2008

blue hair that is actually more green!

I tried dying my hair blue this weekend...it turned green and it was st. patty's day...so it looked like i did it just for that! hopefully hot topic will soon carry Special Effects hair dye...that way it would actually be blue not this green that it is currently sporting...

the bakery "office"

So I figured out at work that everyone that works in the mornings loves the office except one guy. We now call him Toby...our manager always is making fun of him, and is always correcting this guy, I feel bad for him however...it makes me laugh knowing that my boss is trying to be Michael. We were kneading bread the other day and "Toby" said something and we hadn't really been talking about the office and all of the sudden I had total word vomit and what came out was "Thats what she said" and my boss was walking by and he turned and looked at me very shocked and said...did you just say what I think you said? he then started quoting many office episodes, all of us were dying laughing (except toby who did not find it funny at all!) there is one episode that everyone keeps talking about that i need to see- it is the episode with the ITT tech guy and how Michael is mean to him, so if anyone knows which episode this is PLEASE let me know! Also in cedar city there is a man who works at Liberty Mutual Funding...and he stands outside dressed up as the statue of liberty and dances...well this man is the spitting image of Dwight!
Does anyone know Dwights middle name?

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

confession:

well my dear brother Zach had a wonderful goal for 2008: quit smoking cold turkey! I admire him- this past weekend i had to return Steve (my mom's car) back to her- I have had him for the past month down at school, well Bruce (my jeep) was finally feeling better after about 2 months of going back to the doctor to get fixed... well my dad decided it would be nice to get Steve and Bruce detailed before I went back down to Cedar- my mom came with me to drive both cars...well when they cleaned her car...well they found a pack of cigs. under the seat, well noone has had the car in over a month besides me... and the people who i have had in the car are my friends who currently are now serving missions (as my dear mom said...DAMN MISSIONARY!) so now apparently I am getting framed by someone to think I am a smoker...maybe just maybe it is MR. and MRS. SMOKER from my classes...so if anyone knows any details on the mysterious pack of cigs. PLEASE let me know! I have no idea why in the world I am getting framed...my boss when he found out...kept asking if i needed my smoke break...Nope no smoking for me...but maybe I can follow in Zach's footsteps and try quitting smoking cold turkey as well!

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

ABC's about ME!

here you go Chelsea!!!
A...attached or single: as far as i know...single!
B... best friend: Amanda Jane! (at school it was Kira...but she is in Louisiana)
C... cake or pie: Pink and Blue swirl cake
D... day of choice: Tuesdays
E... essential item: underroos
F... favorite color: Kelly Green! (crayon green)
G... gummy bears or worms: bears, you can bite off their heads so they don't feel the pain, and worms you can't tell which end is the head.
H... hometown: Alpine, i would say "A-town"...but then it sounds like i'm naming it after myself
I... indulgence(s): ice and wint-o-green lifesavers
J ...January or July: January, it means May is close!
K... kids? i have too many to count...i mean...do my girlies Ruby and Scarlett count?
L... life is incomplete without: the fam damily
M... marriage date: January 1, 2008...i mean...ummm...dang it!
N ...number of siblings: 2 brothers and 1 sisters
O... oranges or apples: juice?
P ...phobias or fears: crickets, and the dark
Q... quotes: "Fransisco...Frrrrrrannnnnssssisco....Franssssssssiiiiiisssssccccccoooo....I like it"
R... reason to smile: Snow, having a job, not having to worry about getting kidnapped or beat up becasue of some election (kids in Kenya) too many to count
S ...season: Spring I love the rain!
T... tag three friends: whoever wants to
U ...unknown fact about me: i HATE the centers of cin. rolls
V ...very favorite store: anything but walmart- today the man there told me we don't carry windshield scrapers WTF? it is Cedar City in the winter and no snow scraper?!W... worst habit: biting my fingernails when i'm nervous
X... x-ray or ultrasound: most recently was friday nights ultrasound...and it was not fun getting pumped with fluids until it felt like my bladder was going to explode so they could do the ultrasound, and i don't know how smart it was...it was just me and the guy doing the ultra sound on that entire side of the hospital...creepy just a little bit!
Y... your favorite food: pasta and chicken
Z... zodiac: Taraus

interview...

So on thursday at 4:00 I have an interview for the study abroad program at BYU to go to London for the fall! I am so excited...but I am worried about a phone interview, I mean an interview in person I know I could win them over and I'd be accepted into the program, but a phone interveiw...I don't know! Had I known it would have only been a phone interveiw I could have kept my pink hair longer! oh well! I will let you all know if I actually get into the program and if I'll be blogging from London next fall! (yeah...I know I said I would NEVER go to BYU...but well they have a good study abroad program...and its actually worth the money...unlike SUU!)

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

lucky new semester...

So the new semester started yesterday for me...and well i kinda started out on the wrong foot! I walk into class five mins early and all the seats were taken except on in the middle of the classroom, so i stumble across people to get to the seat...once I get there i know why noone else was sitting there...if any of you were weekly watchers of Home Improvements you will understand this haircut I am about to explain Zachery Ty Bryan (Brad Taylor) got a horrible haircut in which the sides of his head were shaved however the center was left long and greasy (sometimes done in a braid) ok now that I am done explaining the haircut...ok so i am struggling to get to my seat and i am about there and I look up...the guy sitting next to the empty seat has that haircut, he is wearing a long black trench coat that i'm sure had a gun or knife in! well the ugly man that i had to sit by i could handle the looks but then i sit down and tried to breathe, guess what?! yeah i couldn't! the man smelled of cigeretts so bad! and then i look to the man on the other side of me...he has no teeth just gums! and that man smelled funky as well! after the hour and a half i leave and finally am able to breathe! well today I had my 4 other classes, first class of the day- i'm late becasue i can't find parking ANYWHERE! so i go into class and see smoker in there- but i'm pretty sure I sat in front of smokers girlfriend- miss smoker! becasue i couldn't breathe in that class either! the rest of the day just about followed that...it got better in the next two classes but my last class of the day i am in the hall and smell the worst smoke- worse than going to aunt sherri's house and so i was thinking ok do not sit by that woman! i go into the class and i'm about four rows behind Mrs. Smoker...and this is my class about Adolescence development (yes i am the YOUNGEST person in this class by at least 4 years...) well Mrs. Smoker keeps making these annoying comments and has this deep annoying laugh i wanted to throw my pen at the back of her head so many times! this just added to the fact that she was old and in school (I had old people in school they think they know everything and they are just annoying to have in classes- and they speak out in the wrong times!) this is just the start of the semester so i'm sure i'll have a lot more to write about from now on...and its not just the bakery anymore!

Friday, December 21, 2007

workie workie work work

So this week I have been staying in Cedar even though school is out, for work- I was suppose to get this week off, however one of my best friends, Kira it was her last week in cedar (we work together) and two people in the bakery got married (noone in the bakery likes them really anyway!) well i knew this was the busy season so i decided i'd get some extra hours in and work this week before christmas! Monday I started a new job of kneading...it doesn't seem hard...however kneading 550 loafs of bread does make you quite tired, and then to wake up the next morning at the buttcrack of dawn and knead 450 more just is a TON of bread! well that was all good and i was able to make sandwiches those days too so i got a few hours in, well it was thursday and i didn't knead, I was just a sandwich person, we were SO busy and we had no extra help, well Kira decided to come help me so i wasn't so backed up, well i have no heart apparently...cuz i don't cry when i cut onions, Kira asked me to cut the onion I said sure well we cut the onions on a meat slicer...well needless to say i'm not quite tall enough to see the top of the meat slicer...so what did i do? i cut it without my stool (ok crate box...) well i was cutting and all of the sudden what happens? I yell SON OF A...and i slice a chunk of my hand off in the meat slicer! my bosses wife was right there and everyone knew exactly what i had done, well needless to say i felt horrible because we were already behind and people were helping me catch up...and what do i do go and take a chunk of my hand off in the meat slicer- there was nothing to sew up so no point in going to the hospital for stiches- the bleeding finally stopped around five when i got cut around one, yes yes i was the one to actually get cut by the slicer when everyone is afraid of doing it! today it hurts SO bad- I was a kneader again this morning and well where the cut is is right where you knead- lucky for me i found the most amazing band-aids ever! they don't come off, and they are fun! gotta love the waterproof princess tattoo band-aids! they are amazing!!! i was glad though cuz today i was able to get nine hours in for work! next paycheck is gonna be awesome! yes sorry random, thats the newest thing in my life lately- if i'm not in school then i'm at work!