Granny Granny

"Let wind be free where'er you be, for holding a fart will surely kill thee"

i don't know many people who have great grandmas who say things like this...I did...Our jazz fanatic, american idol enthusiasts, people magazine reading, dog loving, crystal owning great grandma went to go visit her cherrished Missy this past week. We will all miss the racial comments and snide but truthful remarks from this bright woman.
A few things that stick out in my mind most when i think of Granny Granny...
You aren't as fat as i remember
I know you love old perfume bottles so here are some more ( i think i have a collection of 30 or more smelly perfume bottles...i don't remember ever loving perfume bottles...she seemed to think that i collected them...I do now...)
Missy (her slightly retarded weiner dog)
Kwin, you will take care of Missy when I'm gone
(when I was traveling to Africa) you better not fall in love with any of those blacks...
(while eating salsa) I smell like a mexican
(when she found out that i was marrying a half mexican) Marcy, I am so sorry to hear that, she won't be able to get married in the temple.
(at christmas time) all her crystal decorations
her stacking stool
her newest gossip on all the celebrities
little red chirstmas stockings
crisp 2 dollar bills
high rise toliet seats
Amanda, i have a red coat for you, it is much too large for me
Zach you are looking sickly (or was it too skinny?)
(when Amanda was born) I didn't know Ricks dad was an indian

there are many memories from this funny lady, we will all greatly miss you granny granny! we love you!